Strippers were present.

Nothing compares to seeing a girl use James Draft's wang as a stripper pole in an ultraviolet setting.

-Anonymous

Very, wet, dreams.

I don't really go to many clubs, but I did watch this one girl pee herself passed out in club though. Not anything super great, I just saw people crowded around her and and they couldn't decide whether to wake her up or let her pee.

-James Parker

New York, NY

Pregnant Girls Can Rave Too.

a girl who pat said was pregnant grinded on me for like 15 minutes.

-Dillon Antulis

Lincoln Park, MI

Oops, wrong hole.

a girl got her butthole fingered on the dancefloor at our house. college...no parents.

-John Hein

Ann Arbor, MI

"suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.."

I believe this was the "school's out party at the beach frat" where my very story took place. A lot of outrageous things happened that night, I crowd surfed on a boogy board wearing a dress, and moshed to Andrew W.K. like nobody's business, but the real stories start when of course, Robbie Mansel was deejaying, perfect circumstances for something crazy to happen. I'm dancing real hard on the dance floor and i look over to see Whitney with her legs wrapped around Tomas Rodriguez's brother, Jose'. "Weird..random" is the first thought to pop through my head. Later, her tits are out and he is sucking them while hundreds of people around them are getting hyphy.

-myself