"suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.."

I believe this was the "school's out party at the beach frat" where my very story took place. A lot of outrageous things happened that night, I crowd surfed on a boogy board wearing a dress, and moshed to Andrew W.K. like nobody's business, but the real stories start when of course, Robbie Mansel was deejaying, perfect circumstances for something crazy to happen. I'm dancing real hard on the dance floor and i look over to see Whitney with her legs wrapped around Tomas Rodriguez's brother, Jose'. "Weird..random" is the first thought to pop through my head. Later, her tits are out and he is sucking them while hundreds of people around them are getting hyphy.

-myself